Here at Lost Map we like to ensure your hearts, souls and ample bellies are adequately warmed and provisioned from the inside as well as out when you come to our events. Which is why we’ve asked the crack culinary champs from hard rockin’ Glasgow caterers Where The Monkey Sleeps to prepare a special menu for the Howlin’ Fringe! of such indecent tastiness – from full meaty and vegan hot meals to snack pies – it’s frankly a bit wrong.

Don’t even glance at the below menu on an empty stomach or you might start feverishly licking your monitor, which would be disgusting on any level, let alone when you consider what other sort of thing you tend to do in front of your monitor (feverishly). Chef Austin Yuill – that’s him pictured with the howlin’ fringe – and his team are the same people who kept you alive on Eigg last summer at the Howlin’ Fling! so you can confident that your bellies are in safe hands. You’ll even be able to wash down your victuals with delicious local beers from breweries Stewart’s and Innis & Gunn. Without further ado, here’s that menu. Seriously, no licking.

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